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Young Bankers Are Really Fast Learners - See How Much A Young Banker Has Learnt In Two Months Which I learnt in Two Decades ! - Humour

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I just saw the following post by Joy Sarcar on the Face Book, and could not resist the temptation to share with our young and old readers :-

In the Past 2 Months Job at Indian Bank ....

1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
* Scanner
* Printer
* Xerox Machine

2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint

3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very imp words:-
* Yes sir
* Ok sir.
* I'll Just Do That sir

5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: -
* Wake Up early
* Sleep late
* Continue to Work

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6. I learnt to: -
* Face Monday
* Fight For 6 Days
* Wait For Saturday

7. I learnt to give reasons to family friends and relatives for not making
* Phone Calls
* Messages
* Mails

8. But when I compare me with my self...
* I just Sustained...
* I just Tolerated...
* I just Survived... for bucks

9. I have survived:-
* For convenience of my Family...
* To avoid blame of Society...
* To get tag of Sarkari Job...

10. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.
* I learnt to Rejoice...
* To be Happy...
* To Smile..

I learnt that bank life and dreams can never meet..
Because when they meet,
both will lose their meaning.....

The above clearly shows the young generation is a keen observer and is able to learn the things fast, unlike oldies like me, who took decades to learn the truth !!! Now I understand why there is so high attrition rate in Banks, whereas during our times people used to be loyal to the institutions for decades together as they failed to learn the hard truths in the banking. Keep it up young generation.

Rajesh Goyal

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