• Laloo sent his Bio Data as an application for a  post in Microsoft company, USA.  After few days he got  a reply which read as under : -

    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,


    You do not meet our requirements.
    Please do not send any further correspondence.
    No phone call shall be entertained.

    Thanks
    Bill Gates
     

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    Laloo Prasad was very happy to receive this reply  and  told that Rabri Devi that he will tell the whole nation.   He arranged a press conference-

    "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."
    "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? "Par letter English mein hai,  isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga.".  Then he read the English version with its translation :-


    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad    -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya
    You do not meet               -aap to milte hi nahin ho
    our requirement                -humko to zarurat hai
    Please do not send any further correspondence - ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin
    No phone call -                  -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai
    shall be entertained           -bahut khaatir ki jayegi
    Thanks                               -aapka bahut dhanyavad
    Bill Gates                          -Tohar Bilva