• Laloo sent his Bio Data as an application for a  post in Microsoft company, USA.  After few days he got  a reply which read as under : -

    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

    You do not meet our requirements.
    Please do not send any further correspondence.
    No phone call shall be entertained.

    Bill Gates


    Laloo Prasad was very happy to receive this reply  and  told that Rabri Devi that he will tell the whole nation.   He arranged a press conference-

    "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."
    "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? "Par letter English mein hai,  isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga.".  Then he read the English version with its translation :-

    Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad    -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya
    You do not meet               -aap to milte hi nahin ho
    our requirement                -humko to zarurat hai
    Please do not send any further correspondence - ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin
    No phone call -                  -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai
    shall be entertained           -bahut khaatir ki jayegi
    Thanks                               -aapka bahut dhanyavad
    Bill Gates                          -Tohar Bilva