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Wage Revision - Jokes

Phani Kumar has sent a joke, which at least gives some hope to the bankers beyond retirement / pension scheme :

"3 people went to heaven. God's voice was heard like Big Boss. "Only 1 can go to heaven, others must go to hell... Tell me about yourself."

1st I am a Priest, I spread your message to world.
2nd: I am Doctor , I save lives.
3rd: I am Banker.

Suddenly Heaven's door opened . God said with tears in eyes: "Dont say anything my child, U were in the hell for all these days.. Just enter"

(Union leaders can take credit for the Heaven entry as they have contributed to make the life of members miserable)